Another bucket list item to mark off:
Having COMPLETE FEAR instilled in me by baby car seat installation instructions on a Saturday night.
All this wordy wordiness of verbosity essentially boils down to two steps:
1. ALWAYS use NEVER in ALL CAPS for MAXIMUM fear mongering.
2. If you don't follow the instructions + you are a bad driver and/or you collide with another bad driver you might kill your child.
Oh, and by the way, the car seat company will have no interest in bearing any sort of responsibility for your lack of ability to follow instructions, or your general incompetence, or your laziness, because they did their best to teach you everything you need to know in these six pages of warnings.
And that's pretty much the way it should be. #kthxbye
My name is Dae Yu.