happy first mother's day

You are the light of my life,
So it's good that you are my wife. 
Not only my best friend,
We'll be together to the end. 

Now we have a child.
And that fact couldn't be more wild.
It's going to be super duper amazing,
To watch him grow up hopefully without too much complaining.

How did we end up here?
When there could have been so much to fear. 
Sincerely it took, in each other some faith,
During courtship, time we did not waste.

Now we sometimes sleep in 'H' formation. 
Because we have a little Sebastian. 
From our bed I can't wait to kick him out,
But it doesn't mean my love for him is in doubt. 

We have days and nights filled with diapers of poo,
It's like our entire bedroom has turned into a loo. 
How is it possible that when you eat sushi,
That the smell of rotten fish comes out of his butt as if he was a grown man the size of Jim Belushi?

It took you nine months to make this work of art,
And we even laugh when we witness him shart. 
Thank you for being such a great first time mom. 
There is no doubt that you are da bomb!

The little gift I got for you today is modest. 
It's the thought that counts I am told is honest. 
As we celebrate today don't forget in the slightest. 
That this poem is, you would agree, oh so priceless. 

I can't believe a man could be so lucky
I love you very, very, very very muchy :)
Don't forget lactation can be helped with a little beer.
Happy first Mothers Day to you my wonderful dear!